To my Dear Guests

This post has been revised.

To all my dear guests, please go ahead and read below:

1. Please read through all the details on your invitation.
2. Kindly SMS or in other words, text Sam (her number is also on the invitation) if you are coming to the wedding.
   
3. Text Sam also if you are NOT coming. This is the idea behind the acronym RSVP, répondez, s'il vous plaît, meaning "please respond". If RSVP is written on an invitation it means the invited guest must tell the host whether or not they plan to attend the party. It does not mean to respond only if you're coming, and it does not mean respond only if you're not coming (the expression "regrets only" is reserved for that instance). It means the host needs a definite head count for the planned event, and needs it by the date specified on the invitation. (quoted from The Meaning of RSVP.)
   
4. Praise God we did not choose to just write RSVP, or else no one might actually decide to text us either way. BTW, thanks to Atty. Fer and Don S. for the prompt confirmation! Thumbs up to you guys for not waiting for the deadline!
5. Do not wait for the deadline. Just inform us immediately so we can invite others who really wants to come in your place. And so that we can update our reservations for the reception as early as possible.
   
6. As many of you have read in my previous posts, we have two (2) kinds of invitation, a white one and a blue one. There are actual and rational reasons for those two, but just leave those to us. If you received the white one, well and good - it doesn't necessarily mean that you are special. If you received the blue one, still good - it also does not necessarily mean that you are special.
   
7. All are invited guests are important and special to us, so there's no need to fret over which invite you received. And can I personally ask a favor? Please just don't tell us to our face that you wanted the blue one if you received the white invite. It kinda irks sometimes and a bit hurting, hearing that you were invited (it's already something to be thankful for!), and you still wanted to choose which invitation you should have received because you "like" it better than the other. Please, it's getting ridiculously annoying.
   
8. As I said in the first item of this list, please read the details on the invitation. We can answer questions with absurdly obvious answers (which were actually in the invite if you could have just read it) at the moment we handed the invite to you, but please, if you could just stop asking the same question again and again every time we see each other, it will be such a big help and we'd truly appreciate it!
   
9. Again, RSVP!
   

Thank you for taking the time to read these, I just had to post it.
{It's driving me crazy. (^_^) }